Hi guys! So I’ve decided to start a series called story time (yay!) and these are stories from my life that I wanted to share because, why not?
Today’s story happened a couple years ago and it’s about my traumatic experience peeing in a forest, well it’s not me really peeing in a fo rest, bu t me trying to...you’ll understand when you read the story.
Today’s story happened a couple years ago and it’s about my traumatic experience peeing in a forest, well it’s not me really peeing in a fo rest, bu t me trying to...you’ll understand when you read the story.
Once upon a time, I was in my art class and we decided to have class at the park, cuz it was really nice outside (oh, and btw there’s 3 people in my class). By the time class finished my friend and I REALLY needed to go to the washroom so we ran into a nearby forestish area and started looking for pee-spots(yes, that’s a word now). We were just wandering around when we heard rustling sounds and so obviously we went to explore. The rustling sounds were coming from behind a bush and when we looked around it we found a random boy….TAKING A DUMP, LITERALLY JUST TAKING A DUMP. Thank god we didn’t see his *cough cough disco stick because that would have scarred us third graders FOR LIFE (I think I was in grade 3), but we were facing his back so we didn't see anything, BUT because we were facing his back I could LITERALLY see his poop coming out of his butt. When me and my friend saw him we just froze in shock (because I was expecting to find a cute bunny or something, not a grown ass boy taking a dump) and I guess one of us gasped because he turned around to see us and he had a face of just utter embarrassment, and surprise, and shock. I will never forget the face he made. After about 5 seconds of us gawking at each other, me and my friend snapped out of our daze and just started running away from him. In the middle of our sprint I realized I still had to pee so we stopped and yea, peed.
And that, my friends is the story of why I don’t pee or poop in forest because if we caught him mid-poop someone’s bound to catch me mid-poop/pee and if that happened I would die of embarrassment.
Anyways, yeaa
Bai!
And that, my friends is the story of why I don’t pee or poop in forest because if we caught him mid-poop someone’s bound to catch me mid-poop/pee and if that happened I would die of embarrassment.
Anyways, yeaa
Bai!